Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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