He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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