Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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