i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i came on her dog
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
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