Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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