whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
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