Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
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you are never too drunk for berry picking
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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