yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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