Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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