She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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