She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
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Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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