You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
