Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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