i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Im part way to drunk.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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