If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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