bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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