LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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