just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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