Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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