If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
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coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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