I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
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It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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