How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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