How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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