absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
Sober January is a disaster.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
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