I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
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