I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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