I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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