Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
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It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
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Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize