She said her name was "party"
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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