told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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