Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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