i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
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the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
i think im in europe. pls send help
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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