He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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