god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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