I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
Randomize
