looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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