sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
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I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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