Midget sex pt 2 tonight
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
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You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
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Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.