I love black thongs
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
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110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good