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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I love black thongs

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  110% paid for our cab with a lap dance

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  sex in a tree stand. check.

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  you lucky bastard

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• (406): View more from Montana

  Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  have fuck

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  *fun

  (775): View more from Nevada

  actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good

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