Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(906): View more from Michigan

Midget sex pt 2 tonight

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(917): View more from New York City

And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.

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(909): View more from California

It must have been true love

(604): View more from British Columbia

I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other

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(801): View more from Utah

I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.

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(541): View more from Oregon

You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.

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(316): View more from Kansas

i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?

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(816): View more from Missouri

I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.

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(415): View more from California

Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.

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