Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
27 Common Occurrences Everyone Can Relate To But No One Talks About
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
21 People Intentionally Did Despicable Things During Sex
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
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