Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
I'm telling everyone at work the mark on my neck is a hickey but really I was taking a shit while straightening my hair and burned myself
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Can I color on your dick again?
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love