I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm watching a show about a girl who died from masterbating with a carrot. A FUCKING CARROT, EMILY! YOU NEED TO BE CAREFUL!
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
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I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night