No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
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He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
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Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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