You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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