STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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