woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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