i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
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Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
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So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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