Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
My credit card got frozen due to suspicious activity. "Let's go over your recent transaction history... it looks like these are all at bars." BITCH, DON'T JUDGE MY MONDAY NIGHTS.
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