WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
She announced her abortion via fbk
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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