he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
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Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.