Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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