What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
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Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
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I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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