He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm too high and old for this...
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
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