i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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