so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
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i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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