Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
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It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
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He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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