I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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