I just made out with a guy for $7.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
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He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
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Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
All I want is dick and wine.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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