he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
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I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
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I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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