I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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