Grow some girl-balls and come out already
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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